Hi.

Story of my Life

Hi.

santaspice:

*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*

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saddestblogger:

saddestblogger:

my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score

i shit you not

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kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

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